celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

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-palest:


i fucking adore this holy shit this needs more notes
uglypnis:

Downtown Sydney Transformed by Light for ‘Vivid Sydney’

Hocus Pocus (1993)
harmagedon:

*wipes tear and whispers* i woke up like dis

badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

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